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[countermeasures]

im too tired to make visualosities rn

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[9mon]

I'm pretty sure it's tomato sauce.

[countermeasures]

Do we have any tomatoes?

[9mon]

... I can't make them.

[countermeasures]

...I used my color earlier when we all did, so I can't either, or else I'd try...

Although it would probably be less than we needed. [a beat.] Crystalline doesn't make as much when it mimics Verdant, after all.

[9mon]

Cheesy bread is delicious too!

[There is absolutely no way he got the proportions right.]

I think we need to wait for the dough to proof? ... "Puff up"?

[countermeasures]

About how long does that usually take...?

[9mon]

I don't actually know? Should we watch them?

[countermeasures]

I guess so...?

[somewhere, omi is screaming]

[9mon]

[He pulls over some chairs so they can just. stare at this dough bread. i guess.

where is omi when you need a man to cook?]

[countermeasures]

[and so they wait



there's a joke here about omi being off on a space station getting laid but that was like a year ago]

[9mon]

[They're not even taken from the same in game year.

And so they just. Stare at some bread...

It's a bit boring.]

[countermeasures]

[she hums a little under her breath as she waits on this dough to puff up.]

[9mon]

... Do you think it goes slower with us watching?

[countermeasures]

I don't think so... it's not sentient. How could it know if we're watching or not?

[9mon]

It's just a thing people say. Like, uh, "a watched pot never boils".

[countermeasures]

I see... So "watched bread never rises," too...

[9mon]

It might be the anticipation making it feel slower?

[countermeasures]

That might be it...

[she sighs]

I don't much like waiting.

[9mon]

Yeah... Oh! Do you wanna shred some cheese while we wait? That'll go on top of the bread.

[countermeasures]

Yes, let's.

[time to shred some cheese!

this is going to be a disaster of a pizza.]

[9mon]

[it's cheesy bread, which is not pizza, but is pretty good.]

[countermeasures]

[hopefully they can get the dough to do its thing]

[9mon]

[What's the worst that can happen.


what's the worst bread disaster you've ever seen?]

[countermeasures]

[this thing that came out looking like a bread dick]

[9mon]

[The monstrosity they will create... together!]